Monday, December 31, 2012

First books

These could be the first books about Kimbra...



Vows: Which version have I got?
K. Jonhson

Hardcover: 1354 pages

Did you know that...?

Kimbra's debut album Vows was first released in New Zealand, and came in two different versions: one for North Island and one for South Island?

A silent NZSL limited edition was also released in 2011 but went unnoticed?

The two disc Australian Tour Edition of the album Vows includes a third hidden disc?

The Vows Ossining Deluxe Edition, only available in Westchester County (NY), is the only edition that includes all the live tracks  recorded at Sing Sing Studios?


Kimbra and the Illuminati
D. Icke & T. Turner

Paperback: 3 pages

A much-needed and timely analysis:
Are the illuminati behind Kimbra's international success?
Foreword by an anonymous true illuminatus.





(Please, don't look for these books! You won't find them!)


3 comments:

  1. What is this illuminati stuff all about? There seems to be a lot of secret squirrel, conspiracy theories floating about about this in the interweb.. Are you making fun of this or what.. Perhaps this joke misses me cause i don't understand wtf it is all about..

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  2. This is a humoristic post inspired by the (reasonable) complaints of those that don't find some of Kimbra's songs in their 'Vows' and also by the (crazy) claims of those that find Illuminati connections in her body paint and outfits. It's a joke about imaginary books that is not meant to fool anyone. As for the Illuminati, they were members of a 18th century secret society that didn't even survive its time. All the rest is just modern conspiranoic nonsense. If you don't understand a word of it, that's because you are bright enough. You can check out for yourself how widespread stupidity is just by doing a Google search for "Illuminati + (ANY pop artist name)".

    And there is no conspiracy behind the way Kimbra succeeds... The main secret ingredients are just talent, self-confidence, a great desire to excel and hard work.

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  3. thanks for the clarification.. I am pleased that you are not, yourself promoting that illuminati bs..
    Yes i have seen more than enough of that stuff floating on the interweb and don't want to encourage it..

    By the way, Arghpeggio, I love your Kimbra 'finds' and talented creations that celebrate her:-)

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