Merch fiction

• CAMEO LOVER Mask (human haired)
• OLD FLAME Lighter (refillable)  NEW!
• KIMBRA Confetti (Personally autographed to YOU by Kimbra!)

SWEETS:

• GOOD INTENT Pennies (chocolate)
• KIMBRA Tambourine (chocolate  & gummy candy)
• CIMH Dummies (hard candy)
• SETTLE DOWN Figurines (white chocolate)

CHECK OUT OUR +500 T-SHIRTS ! Recent additions:

• OPEN UP YOUR HEART (surgical green T-shirt with optional cap)
• HOOD GANG (long sleeve hooded T-shirt with YOUR photo)
• LOVE IS A TWO WAY STREET (women's tank top)
• COME INTO MY HEAD (T-shirt with a photo of YOUR shoes)

F.A.Q.:

Q: How can I order this merchandise?
A: This is fictitious merchandise.

Q: And where can I buy this stuff?
A: This is just fancied merch.

Q: But how can I get this stuff?
A: These are made-up images of unreal merchandise.

Q: And how can I purchase it?
A: This is just imaginary stuff. Do you know what I mean?

Q: But where can I buy this merchandise?
A: Mt Haszard Cottage, Macauley Island (New Zealand). They don't ship any order: Come, Pay & Take away. You must GO there. Even better: MOVE there!